Where is My "Great American Novel...?" It's not forthcoming and that's maddening!

What's happening to me.....? I think I've turned into some kind of monster! I've never seen this in me before. 

All I want to do is write........ The Great American Novel..... well if not the greatest novel......, at least a short little whimsical poem!  But no luck!  Writer's block has become an out of control monster!

Listen Dude...and hold your horses with all that monster crap! ............... .....you are retired!  Remember?

You don't have to DO anything! 

When you retired in May 2010,  you were handed the golden opportunity to become a human being rather than a human doing.

Stop, relax and allow yourself to just....... be.